The Urinal Dialogues – Program and Profile

The Urinal Dialogues

by Mark H. Albert


presented by Mark My Words-Ink from Toronto, Ontario

A man walks into a bar’s urinal…Then what happens? The Urinal Dialogues happen. A play that takes a look inside the Men’s Washroom and asks the question-if men would talk, what would they say? Yes, there is bathroom humour but this is a place where everything can be exposed. Unpredictable and unabashed. Sometimes funny; sometimes poignant.

Director: Mario D’Alimonte

Choreographer: Music: Mark H. Albert,Wayne Cohen,Hartley Mandel

Cast: Holm Bradwell,Derrick Evans and Mark H. Albert Voiceovers: Evany Rosen and David Lang

Running Time: 58min.

Genres: Comedy, Drama

Warnings: Mature Language

This is how your show will appear in the program.

Profile of the Work

Mark My Words-Ink makes its debut with The Urinal Dialogues. Mark H. Albert, Producer and writer, has enjoyed appearing on the stages of numerous community theatres. This experience has allowed Mark My Words-Ink to hand-pick its director, cast and crew and contributors from amongst the best in Toronto, to present this engaging multi-textured work of both humour and drama.

Follow the yellow drip road into the Men’s Room and witness an expose’ that is frank, funny and sometimes poignant. Inspired by the Vagina Monologues, Mark My Words-Ink showcases the voices of Men in the most intimate and vulnerable place you might find them. By making sound bites into scenarios, this work explores Men’s Room etiquette as it is introduced to the very young or practiced by those more seasoned. Men’s anatomy is furtively examined in the time it takes to pee and some of the most heart-rendering issues found in our headlines today.






The Festival Schedule

Show Code


Show Time




Wednesday, July 2, 2014 – 6:30pm – 7:30pm

Al Green Theatre



Friday, July 4, 2014 – 10:30pm – 11:30pm

Al Green Theatre



Monday, July 7, 2014 – 5:00pm – 6:00pm

Al Green Theatre



Wednesday, July 9, 2014 – 7:30pm – 8:30pm

Al Green Theatre



Friday, July 11, 2014 – 12:30pm – 1:30pm

Al Green Theatre



Saturday, July 12, 2014 – 12:30pm – 1:30pm

Al Green Theatre



Sunday, July 13, 2014 – 5:45pm – 6:45pm

Al Green Theatre



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